Politics sms; 61 messages
jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,
insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayee
aur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,
yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee
(thoughts of mr.zardari)
sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein
263 chars (2 sms)
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.
Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
221 chars (2 sms)
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...
Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???
Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!
Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"
Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
354 chars (3 sms)
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,
aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
201 chars (2 sms)
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga
Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
149 chars (1 sms)
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)
socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
262 chars (2 sms)
I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground
And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound
U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...
U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late
That Its Too Late
To Appologize
Its To Late.
314 chars (2 sms)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
220 chars (2 sms)
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
89 chars (1 sms)
yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?
187 chars (2 sms)
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
112 chars (1 sms)
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
166 chars (2 sms)